Excuse Guide

I might've-- I don't know, I screwed up and all. What I'm not really saying very well is, I feel really bad about it. You know, sorry sorry sorry. Is that doing it for you? [unscripted excuse]

I am overloaded with questions. Most frequently-asked questions are:

• Why did you join the meeting before after 30 minutes?
• Why are you reluctant to reply your emails?
• Why don't you update blog frequently?
• Why don't you upload new photos?
• Why is the article not finished?
• Why are you so l-a-z-z-y?
• Why, man, why?
• Y Y Y?
• Y?
  

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