Excuse Guide
I might've-- I don't know, I screwed up and all. What I'm not really saying very well is, I feel really bad about it. You know, sorry sorry sorry. Is that doing it for you? [unscripted excuse]I am overloaded with questions. Most frequently-asked questions are:
- Why did you join the meeting
beforeafter 30 minutes? - Why are you reluctant to reply your emails?
- Why don't you update blog frequently?
- Why don't you upload new photos?
- Why is the article not finished?
- Why are you so l-a-z-z-y?
- Why, man, why?
- Y Y Y?
- Y?
Well, people, like me, need new excuses now and then.Excuse-o-mat helped me out!
According to the site, it can generate 3.6 million different convincing, ready-made excuses. Select the type of excuse -- distraction, medical, insulting, moral failure, self loathing or unscripted. Press "create excuse" button!
Best of excuses! :D
More excuses
- The Mother of All Excuses Place
- BOFH one-line excuse generator [with PHP source]
- BBC Excuse Generator
- Random Excuse [by RandomExcuse.com]
- List of Excuses [txt]
- Tomorrow's Sicky Excuse [by sick-o-matic]
- All about Excuse [by answer.com]
8 comments:
ha hah hha... u have a very good sense of humour with unique style. really i mean it. u should write here more frequently. no computer-generated excuse pls... hah hah... keep good writing yaar...
kaushik, UK
Man! a golden post, just what i needed ! :P
ya,it was also needed to me.
I have book-tagged you, as I was inspired by another blogger:
Please Answer these Questions in a post :
-No. of books that you own?
-Last book you bought?
-Five books that mean a lot to you?
-Last book(s) you've read?
-Pick 5 Bloggers of your choice and tag 'em.
Enjoy!
Haha thanks for the excuse site, now i'll never get stuck again!!!lol
awesome! :D
good blog too!
Seriously they have these stuff on the net?! Internet amazes me day by day...
How on Earth did you get such useful stuff???:D How come I never stumble upon such wonderful things?:P
Going to mug up at least a dozen of them everyday...cross my heart!
Awssuummm!!!!!!!
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